so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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