I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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