WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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