So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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