You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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