So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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