I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
