I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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