ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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