I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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