Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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