Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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