Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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