Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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