just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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