If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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