Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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