Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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