North Korea, Best Korea!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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