SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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