This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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