so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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