mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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