This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
