you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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