i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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