he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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