girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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