You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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