wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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