im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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