at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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