Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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