can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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