i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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