Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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