escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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