Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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