i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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