Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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