He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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