fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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