I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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