Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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