Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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