his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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