You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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