your parents love me but you hate me
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude i'm inner monologue high
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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