i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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