So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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